Eminem The Real Slim Shady Lyrics

Eminem The Real Slim Shady lyrics is displayed below. Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born October 17, 1972), better known by his stage name Eminem/Slim Shady is an American rapper and record producer. Eminem learned his trade while growing up in Detroit, United States, and quickly gained popularity in 1999 with his major-label album, The Slim Shady LP, which won a Grammy Award for Best Rap Album. The following album, The Marshall Mathers LP, became the fastest-selling solo album in the United States history.

The Marshall Mathers LP and his third album, The Eminem Show, also won Grammy Awards, making Eminem the first artist to win Best Rap Album for three consecutive LPs. He then won the award again in 2010 for his album Relapse, giving him a total of 11 Grammys in his career. In 2002, he won the Academy Award for Best Original Song for "Lose Yourself" from the film, 8 Mile, in which he also played the lead. "Lose Yourself" would go on to become the longest running #1 hip-hop single. Eminem then went on hiat...Read More

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    Artist: Eminem

    Song Lyrics: The Real Slim Shady

    May I have your attention please?
    May I have your attention please?
    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    We're going to have a problem here

    Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
    Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
    Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
    Throwing her over furniture
    It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
    He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
    And Dr Dre said
    Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
    Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
    Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
    Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
    Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
    But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
    Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
    But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
    My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
    And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
    And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is.
    Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
    They got the discovery channel don't they?
    We ain't nothing but mammals,
    Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
    Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
    But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
    Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

    [Chorus]
    I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
    Please stand up,
    Please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
    Please stand up,
    Please stand up

    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
    Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
    You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
    Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
    "But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
    Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
    So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
    Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
    So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
    And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
    Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
    "Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
    I should download her audio on mp3
    And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D.
    I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
    So I've been sent here to destroy you
    And there's a million of us just like me
    Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
    Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,
    But not quite me

    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
    Please stand up,
    Please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
    Please stand up,
    Please stand up

    I'm like a head trip to listen to
    'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends
    Inside your living room
    The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
    And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
    I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
    I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
    Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
    'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
    I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting.
    Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
    And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
    And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
    Spitten on your onion rings
    Or in the parking lot circling,
    Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up
    So will the real Shady, please stand up
    And put one of those fingers on each hand up
    And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
    And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

    I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
    Please stand up,
    Please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
    Please stand up,
    Please stand up

    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
    Please stand up,
    Please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
    Please stand up,
    Please stand up

    Haha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us,
    Fuck it,
    Let's all stand up

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    Lyrics of 'The Real Slim Shady' written by - MATHERS/YOUNG/ELIZONDO/COSTER

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